The "Investor Special" you've all been waiting for! Picture this: you're driving up to your future oasis, but there's no need to be impressed by any curb appeal here. In fact, the front yard is inching its way towards a code violation, and who doesn't love a little brush with the law? As you approach, you'll be greeted by the charming sight of an abandoned car and camper gracing the front yard like long-lost relics of a bygone era. The greenery has taken over to such an extent that you'll need a machete just to catch a glimpse of the house. So, don't even think about using the front door; it's more ornamental than functional. Instead, make a grand entrance through the carport ? the new VIP portal for discerning guests. But before you venture inside, prepare your lungs for an invigorating experience because the heavy smell of smoke will hit you like a ton of, well, bricks. It's practically a built-in lung detox. If you don't already have a smoker's throaty voice, you will by the time you leave this tour. Imagine the clutter magically vanishing to reveal a Florida room bathed in sunlight, just waiting for your creative touch. As you saunter toward the kitchen, be prepared to be charmed by its well-loved, let's call it, "vintage" appearance. A little elbow grease and a vivid imagination, and you'll have a culinary haven that Gordon Ramsay would envy. Now, the living room may currently resemble an archeological site scattered with mysterious bones, but HGTV has nothing on your potential for creating a shabby chic masterpiece in there. For added value, almost all the furnishings and treasures that you see adorned in this house will convey. Heading down the hall, you'll encounter the hall bath, which appears to have survived a minor explosion, or perhaps an alien encounter. But look on the bright side ? there's a Trane AC system that's just dying to prove its worth! The back porch, despite its current state of disrepair and overall dilapidation, has "paradise" written all over it. Sure, the yard resembles a jungle complete with snakes and exotic, unidentified reptiles, but with some rose-colored glasses and a sturdy snakebite kit, it could rival the pages of those doctor's office tropical paradise magazines that you are going to see after an encounter with the wildlife in the yard. And did I mention that this gem is conveniently located near the beaches and "booming" restaurants of sought-after Largo, the up-and-coming city of your dreams? Dare to dream and make an appointment today to unlock the boundless potential of this masterpiece in disguise!